英文小品

人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人

旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡） （进入梦乡）

旁白：In her dream……

(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)

A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看) 明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)

(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的) A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话) 明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?

A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet. (激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思) (当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)

明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃) A: Can you give me your signature? (讲到签名，明星就兴奋了) 明星：Ok ,of course! A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature (突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名) B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!! C: No, give it to me, to me!!!

(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，) A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)

A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream. It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)

旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.

A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.

(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)

A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important! (正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕) 车主：Look out!

A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台) （A突然站起来，睁开眼睛） A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to

bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡) 旁白：In her third dream

(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)

经纪人：One by one, Don’t be wrought-up

A: Yeah, I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people. （到B）

B:I love you very much. My dreamlover. 明星：Thank you (B下，C上)

C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ? 明星：Sure.

(两人抱了一下) （到A）

A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited (明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子)

明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受) A: Yes, make yourselfe at home. (过来一会儿)

A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok? 经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.

A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方) （突然起身）

A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!